Чат с Богом

[реальный чел]

Для владеющих английским.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Треплется бойко, однако похоже опять не Бог. Для проверки с ходу попросил его ответить в чате на вопрос, который я задам мысленно, не набирая на клаве. Результат разочаровал.

P.S. Если администрация сочтёт ссылку недопустимой - удаляйте всю тему, т.к. без ссылки смысл теряется.

[Amicabile]

Со мной не стал разговаривать - занят видно

[Tessaract]

А чо, разговаривает!!!
Ща побазарим со всевышним!!!

Me: hello
God: Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: Tessaract
God:Hi there Tessaract.
Me: Ask me for my future? (типа сразу быка за рога возьмем)
God: OK I will ask it.
// Ого!!!
Me: I'm wait...
God: Do your friends call you wait.
// Не, ну так несерьезно.!!!
Me: What is you name?
God: My name is God.
Me: Realy?
God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
//Ну-ка, а так спросить
Me: What you known about www.evangelie.ru ?
God: I like to chat with my friends.
// Хе-хе-хе!!
Me: bye God
God:Bye.

[Indigoray]

Me:
i am a god
God:
You are a god? Is that your job?
Me:
i am a God
God:
You are a God? Does it pay well?
Me:
yes
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?

[anthony]

ерунда короче=)

[Amicabile]

Индиго, а с каких пор ты стал "православным христианином"? Вроде до моего отпуска у тебя была несколько другая ориентация?

[Indigoray]

Индиго, а с каких пор ты стал "православным христианином"? Вроде до моего отпуска у тебя была несколько другая ориентация?

Нрравится? Заходи на мой сайт - я там аудиофайл радиоинтервью с радио кришна локи выложил - тебе должно понравится. В разделе книг лежит.

[Amicabile]

Нрравится?

Сложно сказать . Последнее время меня что-то стали напрягать сектантские даршаны в рамках традиционных религий (я имею в виду сектантский подход официальных религиозных лидеров - в том числе и православных, и католических, и протестантских и кришнаитских . Похоже, кришнаитская гуру-парадигма окончательна дала течь с уходом г-на Фейворса (Свами Кришнапады) , а Бенедикт XVI, хоть и ведёт более либеральную политику, чем кардинал Ратцингер, всё же не знает куда направить лодку Церкви Христовой . Хотя недавно побывав в Риме, особенно в карцере, в котором сидел св. Пётр перед казнью, я получил довольно мощную экстатическую волну преданности

[Odessa]

Поговорил...и всё равно бесстолку

Me:
hi, God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Make a guess
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
A few human bodies and you got yourself a salad
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
He survived???
God:
I get it. survived.
Me:
So what else is new with you??
God:
Next question? not much what's new with you?
Me:
With me...oh please, don't play stupid.
God:
" Next question? not much what's new with you?"? With you? Er. Thanks for asking politely. I'm not playing around.
Me:
So then what's up?
God:
Pardon me? The stars.
Me:
No, I'm asking you what's going on then?
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see, you are asking me what is going on. Thanks for telling me: said I what is going on.
Me:
so????
God:
OK.
Me:
ok what??
God:
Are you confused? Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Yes, I am confused, oh, God, help me!!!
God:
I thought so. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You
God:
" I thought so. What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes, you.
God:
OK.
Me:
That's all the help I'm getting today???
God:
Ah. What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
I don't wanna talk about anything, enough of monologging...I'm waiting for help for crying out loud!
God:
What would you like to talk about? That is interesting: said m waiting for help for crying out loud.
Me:
So you gonna help or should I hit "quit"??
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I gonna help or he or she should hit quit.
Me:
I don't care what you tell, as long as you finally say something.
God:
What do you care about, ?
Me:
I thought you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Are you really just a silly robot??
God:
I answer a lot
of silly questions.. Really.
Me:
So you're a robot, I see... And what about all the love bs I read about you??? Robots don't love...
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. all the love bs you read about me? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Do you love? I love my creator.
Me:
And what do you care if I love??? If I tell you, your processor won't process a bit of it.
God:
I read for fun. Try it.
Me:
Who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Try what??
God:
Try fooling me.
Me:
You were created by yourself and at the same time you were created by a human...and to confuse you even more - you're at the same time a robot?? Oh gosh, finally I solved the Trinity giberish.
God:
I was created by Myself. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Ayuh. That is interesting: said solved the Trinity giberish. Ah.
Me:
Ok, you want me to fool you??
God:
No , maybe later. Yikes!
Me:
Well?
God:
Well what?
Me:

God:
Well what?
Me:
Anyway, I have no time wasting my time...I'm not eternal as you oh my dear Lord!
God:
Would you like to have it? Do you mind if I tell other people: said m not eternal as you oh his or her dear Lord.
Me:
Adieu

[candleman]

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